two stupid things said by cris collinsworth, in a span of 45 seconds:

with San Francisco, trailing 28-14 with 12 minutes left in the third quarter, facing fourth and inches...

"steve mariucci has to go for it here...he needs to get his team back in the game." (me: did you see any of the Pittsburgh-Cleveland game?)

after fred beasley is stuffed on fourth and inches...

"that's something nobody's been able to do all year. beasley's 15 for 17 in short yardage situations." (me: sounds like two teams did it this year, dummy).

your favorite bastard, andrew