Wednesday, May 28

idea: the finest way to impress your middle-aged african-american friends while in a bar...

a very simple thing to say: "any jukebox that doesn't have stevie wonder's songs in the key of life doesn't even deserve to be called a jukebox at all." (in some situations, you can say "marvin gaye's what's going on")

i tried it tonight, and i drank for free. that's all.